The Crime Investigation of Hana the Banana

Crime Investigation of Patient Hana the Banana

Corner: Maxine Parr

       Through the external examination, we observed that on the left side of our Hana the Banana two lacerations stood out to us. Laceration #1 is medial to the ear and appears to have removed left eye. The gash ends 1 cm superior to the mouth. Laceration #2 is inferior to arm proximal to the feet. As for the right side of Hana, we found puncture wounds and discoloration a total of 2 cm superior to ear. Gash #1 is digital to the elbow and seems to have cut off 2 fingers. Another large gasg, gash #2, is superior to the feet and is cut at an oblique angle. lastly there is a gash #3 which is a right anterior cut 1.5 cm medial to the elbow.

       As for the internal examination, the right side has a gash on the upper right that has protruted into the body cavity towards the right of the frontal plane and about 2.5 cm into the banana. Next there was a gash inferior to the transverse plane at an oblique angle.  The left side included discoloration along the mid-saggional and discoloration inferior to the transverse plane.

 As investigator of this crime I declare the murder of Hana the Banana to be more complex than originally seemed. To start, the murderer stabbed Hana in the foot where she became disabled and unable to run for help. This is marked by the deep lash that went the deepest into her skin. She put up a tough battle on the floor though which is where the discoloration along the mid-sagittal comes in; those marks show a sign of struggle and work on her part. Multiple external wounds, all roughly the same depth and size shows that there was only one knife involved as the murder weapon. The excessive amount of slashes shows that during Hana's battle, she was partially able to get out of the way until the final stab, which took out Hana's left eye, medial to the ear and 1 cm superior to the mouth, leaving her blinded and soon bled out.

Rest in Peace Hana